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An Odd One From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (4 days old)

Been a fairly quiet week this one, but I have to say that it has zipped past at a fair old rate of knots. No reason, it just has. On Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday I broke my current duck on exercise… more

In fact, that's just so shit... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (6 days old)

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"??????? Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not chance am I paying for this a… more

Destroy my blog history please! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (6 days old)

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk! And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can… more

The Joke was on Who Exactly??? From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (7 days old)

It is seldom that I make references to another's blog or verbal alcove... And so much has been going on in the past few weeks; great things and really terrible things that for once my muse has aband… more

Well, That Was A Wasted Trip From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (11 days old)

Went to Ikea on Wednesday night because on their website they said they had this mini chest of draws, 25cm high, in stock. You see, they don’t do a delivery service for this product for some unknown r… more

Shoe Across The Floor From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (13 days old)

My cough has nearly gone now, I just need to clear some catarrh from my chest intermittently now. I found these nifty little blighters called Catarrh Pastels which I've been woofing down, they're bloo… more

Get in!!!! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (16 days old)

*punches the air six times* Well it's funny how even though I have been incredibly hung over all day, the footy manages to cheer me up! Fresh as a daisy now me lol. We battered Man Utd and proved… more

I know you have swine flu but.... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (17 days old)

Having no money on your phone is a very lame excuse for me being stranded in Rigbys drinking beer alone. How much is a text these days? The beer is really nice mind you...… more

Well today is a milestone day... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (18 days old)

But I didn't realise it was until a couple of hours ago. I've been married for 6 months today!!! It's a miracle!!!! Ok maybe not quite a miracle but it feels like it was only last month (I wont say… more

The Hotel Aphrodite Beach Club From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (19 days old)

No posts last week as I was away on my holidays. Went to Crete for a week and it was very nice indeed, thank you very much. The flight back, however, was quite horrible and it took my right ear 79 hou… more

Storm, Fire and Downpour From bpbpersonals in bpb...literature for environment management & life (21 days old)

Storm comesand goes awaybut its reminiscencesexcite the silent, silent air. Fire ignitesand extinguishesbut its lips motivatemotionless logs, to get burnt. There is this downpourand it gets haltedbu… more

Our Way From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (23 days old)

Ah... the scent of great things to come. We my dear blogsters, friends, subs and eccentrics are relocating to a new place tomorrow which is Tuesday the 20th Oct... We've actually been here for … more

Freaking me out... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (25 days old)

Just signed into Windows Live Messenger and got the message "You are now signed in from two places, your messages will be seen at both these places". WHAT????? Is this new? Where is the other pl… more

You know you've eaten too much popcorn when you start pooing like a rabbit!! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (26 days old)

Gosh if I never see popcorn again I'll be happy. I've been to the cinema so much lately though, I guess this is the consequence of such. Mind you, the films were rather good!! District 9 Surroga… more

Thought of the day.... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (27 days old)

I watched Couples Retreat tonight, and by doing the Seven Deadly Sins thing in my last post it got me thinking... Is masturbating whilst married a sin even if you're thinking of your spouse? I'm… more

Stolen Deadly Sins thingy.... (guess I'm not so deadly anymore) From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (27 days old)

Greed: Medium Gluttony: Medium Wrath: Medium Sloth: Medium Envy: Medium Lust: Medium Pride: Medium Discover … more

A Halloween Gig & the Return of THE Jedi From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (28 days old)

Alright. I feel like an overjoyed ass. It's a rare combo. But it is what it is and you may call a rabbit a mongoose, BUT it is what it is. The wonderful creature that I blogged about afte… more

Pet names... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (29 days old)

So I had a dream about pet names for some reason. I can't exactly remember the dream but this morning it got me wondering what peoples pet names are for their partners or kids. I have to venture o… more

Beating all my old high scores! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (29 days old)

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Nice to know I've still got it! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (29 days old)

Yep I'm still a freak... (Click my score to play)… more

This is probably the funniest advert on tv right now... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (29 days old)

At least I think so anyways...… more

My God this is amazing!!! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (30 days old)

In the end it says "Together Always"… more

Rounded off rather wonderfully... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (31 days old)

So Ukraine beat England and it was a Manchester United players fault. This makes me rather happy for many reasons: - a) I hate Manchester United! b) I rather dislike Rio Ferdinand (I shan't use hate… more

Meme - stolen of course! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (31 days old)

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Well no because that would mean gravity failed somewhat. 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? Erm, with my foot? Or with tissues on m… more

What a rather amazing day... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (32 days old)

I woke up this morning alone downstairs on my sofa and headed up to wish wifey a good morning. One hour later I got up and had a shower, got ready for work and had a rather relaxing drive to my offic… more

A Right Royal Patch of Purple From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (33 days old)

This morning I weighed in on the Wii Fit pre toilet session and noted the result, I was a non mover at 27.29 BMI. I then went to the loo and did a poo. Another weigh in ensued and I noted the result w… more

Rip Roaring Honky Tonk Fun & Games From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (34 days old)

Went & got my haircut yesterday lunchtime. I'm slightly concerned as Yousef wasn't around and there were three employees there, the ratio of people to Yousef was all wrong. There was also a fellow… more

The Black Goat From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (35 days old)

It was an interesting weekend, I made £2.65 total on the nags. This was on three horses, the names of which were: Applause, Pipedreamer & Kirby's Vic. It would have been better but I bet on some r… more

Another Part of me is Gone From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (37 days old)

What makes pain complete in its unpretentious purity is that it loves to rely on fate's twisted hand and time's cruel imperfections to deny the shepherd of his sheep, the forest of its rain and … more

Rampant Cycling Anyone? From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (39 days old)

I had a rampant cycle for an hour yesterday whilst watching the new Star Trek film. It's actually not bad, and I say that as a man who thinks Star Trek is utter tripe. I attribute the film being alrig… more